Bah. A “free entry?” Bah. Yeah, I filled it out. But “if you are selected?” For a COUPON? Bah. “While supplies last,” well, ok.
Now, to WIN the Borden Free Cheese Pasteurized Processed Cheese Food" Coupon evidently you need a recipe using this stuff. This is gonna be hard, because I wouldn't eat this stuff unless it was free.
However, all that is necessary is a slight twist on the ancient recipe of Calvin Trillin:
"The cheese course was deliciously simple -- a single slice of<strike> Kraft</strike>Borden's Borden Cheese Singles Sensations individually wrapped yellow sandwich cheese, which was flavored by vigorous rubbing over the bottom of the frying pan to soak up the rich bologna juices. Wine being absolutely de rigueur with cheese, I chose a 1974 Muscatel, flavored with a maraschino cherry, and afterwards cleared my palate with three-pickled martini onions."
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